Monday, December 21, 2009

How to Attract the Love You Want

I rode the metro in this morning in order to avoid any crazy traffic due to the 16-20" of snow the area received Saturday. Next to me was a man reading a book about attracting the love you want (I am a total eavesdropper and over-the-shoulder reader, sorry). He was totally pinning me in the corner of the seat as he read - elbows flared out, leaning into my side, making me crunch all up to the point that I had to lean forward for relief. I really *almost* said to him the following:

"I'll tell you how to get the love you want. Stop elbowing me in the f*ing side while you read your G*ddamn book. Show some respect."

Jerk.

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