Spam

No, not the food product.

The email.

About how to "please your woman" or "CanadianRX##!!$$ cheap cheap!!"

Do these things actually work? I mean, why are there SO MANY of them? Are enough people clicking through and sending money to these donkeys that they keep it up? Or is it just bored randoms sending stupid stuff using an automated mailer?

It's not like I ever get spammed with something I'd actually want. Can you imagine:

"This will make your husband perfect in every way! Only $9.99!!"

I've never gotten that spam.